So, leik, read, njoy, and I hope u gaiz give me the comments I deserve--i mean, feedback!!!1!
So, with this, leik, timeskip brought 2 u from gilbirrrd lets start! :3 :3
So, leik, it was a cold day. U wer walkin home from school. Oh yeah, it was cold.
Like totally cold. Ur fingers wer freezing off, and your (insert eye color here) pools were leik squinting to c wut was goin on.
'Leik people r sooo stoopid at my skool' u muttrd out loud 2 urself as you began to walk home 'no one understandz me. The gurlz push me n the gaiz r like, calling me fat n ugly.'
U smiled 2 urself as ur (insert hair color here) locks began 2 drape down ur shoulders, they were all so wrong.
U were bootiful. And u knew it.
U smiled 2 urself. 'Leik 1 day im goin 2 beat them up. And b leik totally kewl and badass powerzzz. Also i know 1 day im going to get leik a totez hot boyfriend, n we r totes going 2 hav unprotected sexyteimz.'
Bcuz everyone knows tats the only way 2 do it.
'Then why not do it wit me,' a deep sexy voice said, n u turned wit a gasp, bcuz, cum on, girlzzz leik alwayz gasp when they hear voices.
'Who r u?' U asked, your beautiful (insert eye color here) orbs widening insted of running like any normal gurl wud do.
'Im leik, the hot bf you wanted' the smexyllicious guy said, and he had no looks save the ones that you wanted bcuz like the autor-san (hi gaiz sorry the awesome prussia wouldn't show up so leik its me here with an author'z note bcuz all the kewl autors do it) and u blushed, leik, red.
Leik, RED. U wer so cute.
Leik, (insert poor guy you will molest and totally ruin any credibility or personality he had, bcuzz who wants that when an auttor-san can make him leik, so much better?) he smiled wit a husky, sexy growl and walked ovur to u, and you were leik totez freaking out bcuz he was going to kiss u!!!11!
Eat dat gurlzz at ur skool.
And then the 2 of u had sex in the cold street. Bcuz unprotected sexyteimz, dat's waiiiiii.
Moral of the story: those who can do write, and those who can't but really want to write fanfics.
Like this one.