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So, leik, this is my first readerfic, so leik, if u gaiz are 2 mean 2 me im like totally going 2 block u!!!111! 

So, leik, read, njoy, and I hope u gaiz give me the comments I deserve--i mean, feedback!!!1! 

So, with this, leik, timeskip brought 2 u from gilbirrrd lets start! :3 :3  

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So, leik, it was a cold day. U wer walkin home from school. Oh yeah, it was cold. 

Like totally cold. Ur fingers wer freezing off, and your (insert eye color here) pools were leik squinting to c wut was goin on. 

'Leik people r sooo stoopid at my skool' u muttrd out loud 2 urself as you began to walk home 'no one understandz me. The gurlz push me n the gaiz r like, calling me fat n ugly.' 

U smiled 2 urself as ur (insert hair color here) locks began 2 drape down ur shoulders, they were all so wrong. 

U were bootiful. And u knew it. 

U smiled 2 urself. 'Leik 1 day im goin 2 beat them up. And b leik totally kewl and badass powerzzz. Also i know 1 day im going to get leik a totez hot boyfriend, n we r totes going 2 hav unprotected sexyteimz.' 

Bcuz everyone knows tats the only way 2 do it. 

'Then why not do it wit me,' a deep sexy voice said, n u turned wit a gasp, bcuz, cum on, girlzzz leik alwayz gasp when they hear voices. 

'Who r u?' U asked, your beautiful (insert eye color here) orbs widening insted of running like any normal gurl wud do. 

'Im leik, the hot bf you wanted' the smexyllicious guy said, and he had no looks save the ones that you wanted bcuz like the autor-san (hi gaiz sorry the awesome prussia wouldn't show up so leik its me here with an author'z note bcuz all the kewl autors do it) and u blushed, leik, red. 

Leik, RED. U wer so cute.

Gorguzz. 

Leik, (insert poor guy you will molest and totally ruin any credibility or personality he had, bcuzz who wants that when an auttor-san can make him leik, so much better?) he smiled wit a husky, sexy growl and walked ovur to u, and you were leik totez freaking out bcuz he was going to kiss u!!!11!

Eat dat gurlzz at ur skool. 

And then the 2 of u had sex in the cold street. Bcuz unprotected sexyteimz, dat's waiiiiii. 


Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaa~


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Moral of the story: those who can do write, and those who can't but really want to write fanfics. 

Like this one. 



THIS IS A PARODY. GOD. God, God, I swear to God if you think this is serious in any way whatsoever

Then I wish you a good day, offer you an icepack for the blunder you just ate (goodness knows you'll have a toothache later) and hope you get on with your life. 

I know not everyone writes like this, and I know some write them very well. 

I know. 

I know. 

But why not have a little fun? 





Remember that good writer that you thought might have had decent stories on her account? 

Well, she's dead now. 
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:iconheretoreadlemons:
Heretoreadlemons Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015
Brilliant.
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AskNyoHetalia Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2014  Student Digital Artist
lol dis was hilarious!!
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BrodoSwagins Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This reminded me of the "My Immortal" Harry Potter fanfiction. It's hilarious and if you haven't read it you should check it out (even if you don't like HP

Bravo on this. It cracked me up xD
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MissKirkland15 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
And not to mention that the worst thing is that even this kind of stuff are really famous...
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shynova Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you for making this exist. For real, people should either stick with the palette or get out. But since there's no entitlement: the poor characters get sucked in some very terrible and disturbing mary-sue fantasies.
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I know right? Thank you for totally summarizing it all up. :iconbrofistplz:
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Sola71296 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This was HILARIOUS!!! Oh god, I hate reading stuff like this! It makes me wanna bang my hear against the wall, but THIS was FUNNY!!! (Especially since I know you're a good writer.)
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: Thank you. 
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BowtiesAreCool15 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*Inner grammar nazi dies of a heart attack* I had to read it 4 or 5 times to understand what was even going on. Good story.
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Viridiani Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
Poland. Please.
Get off of DeviantArt

Anyway, you got the cliches beautifully xD
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TheEvilSpirit Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
You are hillarius xD.
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Shucks. I'm blushing. 
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TheEvilSpirit Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
Oops, my brain was still deciding if I was going to go for sarcastic or normal. So here:
-U R TOTEZ HILLARIUS!!111!
-You are hillarious, these people are the weeaboos of writing.
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Mori-na-Takara-kun Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2014  Hobbyist
Oh god.. You are AWESOME XD <33
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:iconinternalinjuryplz: What did I just witness? TELL ME

jk was very true and funny XD Although I have probably committed more than one of those cliches XDDD
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Shhh, it's called 'sin.'

And it's okay, so have I. :XD:
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XIamAwsomeX Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Student Writer
l13k n3x7 71m3s r173 b33773rz !!!!!11!! g0d u sux a r1t1ngz
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DemonofShadows13 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I had yo read this like 3 times to understand it lol. Get job on the cliches Tho. Lol
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BlackjackMonster Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014
o my gawd dis wuz tarribule lyk cn u nawt i cn rite s00000 much bettr thn dis!!!1111!!111
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
leik omg leik go taek ur comments sumwhur else leik u can go awy fur all i cayr!111!!!!111 ppl leik u shuldnt evn be allowed on d internetz!!!!111!!!!
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BlackjackMonster Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
dis iz da internt, i cn do wat3v3r i wnat i hve freedum uhf speechzez!!!111111 
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KurisuMirri Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
tHiS Is a MESTERPECE!!!!
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well, thank you very much. :D
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KurisuMirri Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
liek tis si s0 g0000d
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ThatOneFic Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I think you nailed every bad reader-insert cliché out there. The satire is just dripping from this piece and that's why I love it. :heart: 
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Well, I tried. Thank you. :D
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Buckets2ships Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014
OH MY GOSH IM LIK3 BOOTYFUL AND YOUR LIK3 BOOTYFUL :3 3V3RY ON3S LIK3 BOOTYFUL XD LOV3 DA STORY
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
3RM4G3RD L3IK THX SOOOO MUCH UR L3IK TOO KIND TO M33333
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Buckets2ships Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
nooooooo I'm nooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MissLatte Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist
Oh my goodness. *Inner English teacher faints*

Humorous, though.
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minakurosaki Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
This made me cry
so beautiful
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braceface999 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
OMG 1 of de best evr!!!!1! MOAR PLZZZZZZZZ

Yea...I might have been crying while reading this because I was laughing so hard xD Haha! This was brilliant :P
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD Thank you, I'm glad you liked it.
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Tsuukiyomi Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconbravoplz: Bravo, Poland, wonderful fic. [XD]
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Mewr-Mewr Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014
I was hooping SO hard that this was Poland trying to write... Whatever it's safe to call that... And gosh DANGIT! I sure as hell hope from the floor to Heaven and back again, that writers like those are RARE! (And hopefully I don't write like that...) It's like reading 'My Immortal.'
Gah!
It actually causes me mental stress to read works like that! And infact, I was wondering why I followed someone who writes like that... But then I looked at the bottom and I pretty much... Face-desked at my own stupidity for not looking at who wrote it...

But yeah... My brain wracks itself in sobs when trying to comprehend what texties say... Gog...
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NightfireXD Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
At first, my opinion was, "OH GAWD, I HOPE NO ONE ONE TALKS LIKE THIS. NEVER AGAIN." But then when I read that this was a parody, I started laughing incredibly loud, you have no idea! 

.... Then I read it out loud to my friend in Poland's voice and we laughed for a long time.
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD Whew! I'm glad you liked reading it.

...God, I should do that. That sounds immensely fun.
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NightfireXD Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes!! It brightened up my day!!

... It was. XD
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'll bet! XD
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Natsumi-Kuramaki Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Student General Artist
Alright Poland what did you do with the Author? 

(funny story, I started reading and immediately thought Poland. XD) 
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LotusDragonof5000 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
OWWWWWWWWWW...... MY BRAIN HURTS!!!!!! DX *rolling on floor in agony*

It was funny, though.


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scrougeofares Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
I agree with the brain hurting part. *joins you in rolling on the floor*
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xyxal Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
10/10 :iconheavybreathingplz:
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PurpleAsteroid Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
Oh my god, this cracked me up XD it's like, half the stuff out there, but better!
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
.....Poland?
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PandaMing Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought little Polska was writing this and was laughing SO HARD XD
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paipai900 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014
Oh. Mah. Gawd. Did waz da bessst fanfic evaaaaaa! Liek wow!
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ileanawhiteshade912 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh my. Indeed, some authors write something similar to this, and it makes me want to throw my laptop out the window. Quite a pity, really. I'm just grateful some aren't like this and write exceedingly wonderful prose. Like you, Dreams-san. 

By the way, this is an awesome parody.
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Shucks, kid, thank you very much! :D 
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