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So, leik, this is my first readerfic, so leik, if u gaiz are 2 mean 2 me im like totally going 2 block u!!!111! 

So, leik, read, njoy, and I hope u gaiz give me the comments I deserve--i mean, feedback!!!1! 

So, with this, leik, timeskip brought 2 u from gilbirrrd lets start! :3 :3  

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So, leik, it was a cold day. U wer walkin home from school. Oh yeah, it was cold. 

Like totally cold. Ur fingers wer freezing off, and your (insert eye color here) pools were leik squinting to c wut was goin on. 

'Leik people r sooo stoopid at my skool' u muttrd out loud 2 urself as you began to walk home 'no one understandz me. The gurlz push me n the gaiz r like, calling me fat n ugly.' 

U smiled 2 urself as ur (insert hair color here) locks began 2 drape down ur shoulders, they were all so wrong. 

U were bootiful. And u knew it. 

U smiled 2 urself. 'Leik 1 day im goin 2 beat them up. And b leik totally kewl and badass powerzzz. Also i know 1 day im going to get leik a totez hot boyfriend, n we r totes going 2 hav unprotected sexyteimz.' 

Bcuz everyone knows tats the only way 2 do it. 

'Then why not do it wit me,' a deep sexy voice said, n u turned wit a gasp, bcuz, cum on, girlzzz leik alwayz gasp when they hear voices. 

'Who r u?' U asked, your beautiful (insert eye color here) orbs widening insted of running like any normal gurl wud do. 

'Im leik, the hot bf you wanted' the smexyllicious guy said, and he had no looks save the ones that you wanted bcuz like the autor-san (hi gaiz sorry the awesome prussia wouldn't show up so leik its me here with an author'z note bcuz all the kewl autors do it) and u blushed, leik, red. 

Leik, RED. U wer so cute.

Gorguzz. 

Leik, (insert poor guy you will molest and totally ruin any credibility or personality he had, bcuzz who wants that when an auttor-san can make him leik, so much better?) he smiled wit a husky, sexy growl and walked ovur to u, and you were leik totez freaking out bcuz he was going to kiss u!!!11!

Eat dat gurlzz at ur skool. 

And then the 2 of u had sex in the cold street. Bcuz unprotected sexyteimz, dat's waiiiiii. 


Pastaaaaaaaaaaaaa~


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Moral of the story: those who can do write, and those who can't but really want to write fanfics. 

Like this one. 



THIS IS A PARODY. GOD. God, God, I swear to God if you think this is serious in any way whatsoever

Then I wish you a good day, offer you an icepack for the blunder you just ate (goodness knows you'll have a toothache later) and hope you get on with your life. 

I know not everyone writes like this, and I know some write them very well. 

I know. 

I know. 

But why not have a little fun? 





Remember that good writer that you thought might have had decent stories on her account? 

Well, she's dead now. 
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MissKirkland15 Featured By Owner 39 minutes ago  Hobbyist Writer
And not to mention that the worst thing is that even this kind of stuff are really famous...
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shynova Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you for making this exist. For real, people should either stick with the palette or get out. But since there's no entitlement: the poor characters get sucked in some very terrible and disturbing mary-sue fantasies.
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I know right? Thank you for totally summarizing it all up. :iconbrofistplz:
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Sola71296 Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  New member Hobbyist Writer
This was HILARIOUS!!! Oh god, I hate reading stuff like this! It makes me wanna bang my hear against the wall, but THIS was FUNNY!!! (Especially since I know you're a good writer.)
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
:XD: Thank you. 
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BowtiesAreCool15 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*Inner grammar nazi dies of a heart attack* I had to read it 4 or 5 times to understand what was even going on. Good story.
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Viridiani Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
Poland. Please.
Get off of DeviantArt

Anyway, you got the cliches beautifully xD
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TheEvilSpirit Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
You are hillarius xD.
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OfWhatDreamsMayCome Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Shucks. I'm blushing. 
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TheEvilSpirit Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
Oops, my brain was still deciding if I was going to go for sarcastic or normal. So here:
-U R TOTEZ HILLARIUS!!111!
-You are hillarious, these people are the weeaboos of writing.
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